Top Ten Things I Could Care Less About

1. Who Joan Rivers thinks is best or worst dressed

2. Michael Jackson (get the man some help and leave him alone --- besides, why isn't anyone asking the question of what sort of parent turns their kid over to Michael Jackson for a sleepover?)

3. Nascar

4. Who J.Lo is with (or who she was just with or may be with in future)

5. Recipes involving beets

6. Spider Man 1 and 2 (I've seen the box office numbers, survived watching Spider Man 1, and I'm perplexed)

7. Rush Limbaugh's Opinions on football (or anything else for that matter)

8. The current price of caviar (although I do very much care about the price of tea in China)

9. Whether anyone actually believes this is "the top ten things I could care less about" (as if life was so simple).

10. Top ten lists, including this one.